pet peeves

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Warning, I'm gonna throw one hell of a long hissy fit here.


// dA pet peeves

Ever had that annoying feeling that if something happens one more time you are going to start murdering kittens? I certainly feel like that when I read some of the comments I get on an almost daily basis. I usually hide them as soon as they appear, some of them I flag as spam. And every single time I wonder how people can post something like this and not feel ashamed or at least embarrassed.


----> BEGGING FOR POINTS
The most hilarious example:
"I Hate To Ask...But... Can You Please Donate?"
Out of masochistic curiosity, I went to check this person's gallery. Among some eyesores and stolen images, I found a big, stamp-like deviation that said:
"DO NOT beg me for POINTS. If you want points, create point adoptables, set up point commissions on your page. DON'T advertise on others' pages. Wait for the to come to you... not the other way round. You will not get anyone if you force your point commissions on people.
Thank you.
Note: this is not meant to be a rude message or anything mean of that agenda, it's simply to get others to listen."
I actually facepalmed at that. Hypocrisy at its finest.


----> BEGGING FOR CAKE BADGES
Authentic comment I once received:
O'haaaii!
I'd like a cake-Badge,
Can you give me a badge?
sorry, for this post.
--Janine
Why would I waste my points/money on someone I totally don't know, who has never bothered to take a look at my gallery and/or leave any valuable feedback?


----> SWEARING COMMENTS
Spend five minutes browsing and reading comments under the more popular deviations and you will surely find at least one of these:
"Good shit"
"Fuck man, this shit is great!"
"Can you draw me some shit like this?"
"This is some fucking amazing shit!"
Excuse me? If your vocabulary is so horribly poor that you can not express yourself in a more polite way, then I pity you. If you are actually trying to sound cool, I have news for you - you fail miserably at that.


----> ATTENTION WHORING COMMENTS
I am quite sure most of us have gotten at least one of those:
"Hey, can you look at my gallery?"
"Pretty image, but come see mine, k?"
"I like it, you have to see my gallery."
"You are such an amazingly, incredibly, breathtakingly talented artist, you must look at my gallery!"
Well, no. This kind of flattery won't get you anywhere. Quite obviously, I flag such comments as spam - they use popular deviations to seek attention, not even from you - the artist - but from those who will potentially come to see your image and maybe read the comments.


----> LINK COMMENTS
I've gotten a fair share of those. Usually there is no word of comment in them, not even an emoticon, just a plain [link]. I sometimes hover over them to see where they lead in Firefox's link preview - usually they will get you to some place outside dA, be it a MySpace account, Twitter, Facebook or random porn site. I've heard some even get smart and post a direct link that - once clicked - makes you friend/watch/add them on whatever social site they have an account at. Such comments always end up flagged as spam for me.


----> THIS-REMINDS-ME-OF COMMENTS
These are actually not as bad as the others, but they annoy me to no end:
"This reminds me of [insert a title of an anime/cartoon series that I have never heard of]"
"OMG, this is soooo like [insert a name of an anime/movie/show character that I have never heard of]
"Were you inspired by [insert a name/title]?"
"Wow, this looks so much like [insert name/title], you should post it on [repeat the name/title] forums!"
Let's make things straight. If I do a fanart of anything - I state so clearly in my description. That being said, I live outside the US, I have no idea about most of the TV shows there and I don't know any anime characters because I rather dislike this genre. So no, I was not inspired by them and I would rather you did not suggest that I was. Such comments make you sound like a silly kid who thinks the entire world revolves around your beloved anime series.


----> I'M-SO-COOL NO-ONE-CAN-UNDERSTAND WHAT-I-WRITE COMMENTS
"lulz, dats sum gud shit n stuff"
Give me a moment, I need to bleach my eyes. I'm sorry, but I can not and will not bother to read such butchery of English language.


----> I'M-LAZY-AT-GRAMMAR COMMENTS
"There washing they're car over their."
Oh, gods. No, I'm NOT a grammar nazi - English is my second language and I am pretty sure I make a lot of grammar mistakes myself, but these make me cringe every single time. It's BASICS and if you mess them up that much, write yourself a tiny reference card and keep it handy. Errors like that really make your writing difficult to understand.

Whew, looks like I'm done. Now, what's YOUR deviantART pet peeve?

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GutzGrilla's avatar
-ahem- I understand this journal is old _ from 2010 _ and you may not even read this, but I feel the need to share my two cents, so here they are...

First... PLEASE SPARE THE KITTENS! Go for the dA llamas instead :B ! They're kind of a pet peeve.

Second, about your points: the begging for points, cake, attention etc. _ In my opinion, it reflects one of the worst aspects of the dA community. It is as if the site was about popularity, not unlike a reality show. People forget deviantART is supposed to be a site for artists to showcase their works and receive feedback, exchange ideas with fellow artists and improve their skills. Granted, it was once a community for interface skins, but it has long since evolved and grew way beyond that.

It is saddening that members do anything for attention, like that will even mean anything in the long run. Not even something as vague as "exposure" is worth degrading yourself asking people around to watch your gallery, like a beggar. Especially if you don't take the trade as seriously.

This-reminds-me-of comments _ Gosh golly holy HELL, that one makes my blood boil, AAARRGHH!!! Putting aside the anime thing, any comment which consists of a comparison and nothing more is offensive by default! As if to imply the author just copied something popular and is foisting it on people. That kind of "comment" only shows the speaker's lack of experience or culture, if you ask me.
Some kind soul made this icon you could use as a reply to those "comments": :iconcomparisonmonkeyplz:.

Swearing, too-cool-for-clear-language, grammatically challenged comments _ One would think the barriers had been lowered for people around the world to communicate. In practice, it only shows language in general is dying. It doesn't matter if it is the internet, if you have the time to comment, then you have time to do it in a clear, adequate language, you're writing, not talking, for pity's sake!

About the swearing, there seems to be a trend of profanity being seen as "cool" or "funny". Profanity is NOT inherently funny, it needs context. People tend to swear when under intense emotion, like anger. So when someone only expresses themselves by swearing, they come off as hardly approachable individuals.
Link comments _ Never stumbled upon a single one worth the click. They have as much value as the comparison comments... nay, even less: at least, you can say this :iconcomparisonmonkeyplz: to the latter.

Phew, that is a long-winded comment, sorry for that. If you actually took the time to read it... please go check my galleryKIDDING PLEASEDON'TBEATME Sorry, I just COULDN'T resist And, as of the time of this writing, you wouldn't find anything, anyway.